The Nasty Travel Tips

1. The only two thing you really really really need to take with you (and should never forget) are your passport and your credit card. You can always buy the rest there. (If you are hitchhiking in the galaxy, take your towel too!)

2. There's always enough space in your bag for toooooo-many-socks, use it! You never want to end up w/o socks.

3. A bag with wheels is always easier than a bag without wheels.

4. If you don't have enough space for both comfy and stylish clothes in your bag, only thake the stylish! Even in the desert or the jungle... or Harlem

5. Never wear underwear, it's easier, more fun, less luggage and no dirty undies...

6. Missing a fligh, hospitalization or losing a credit card is not a bad thing. In fact, it's all material for good stories and a great laugh over a pint.

7. Smile, especially when something bad happens. People will be more helpful and you are more attractive.

8. Don't think about home.

9. Shake well before use! Anything...