How did Beavis & Butt-head meet?

it started captains log stardate 103q*!!~@aol.com.


Commander Butt-head, we order you to slay the Penissorus-Rex form the planet: urinis.


the planet urinis
this is the planet urinis
Yes, president Holy Shit of the Analians! but(t) where huh huh?

He will meet you @ the Burger world


immediately Butthead left the planet "Yoranus" in his Fart Escort. As soon as he came @ the Burger World, he started looking for the Penissorus, the first thing he met was "Beavis". a strange guy behind the counter.

the planet yoranus
and this is yoranus
can i take your order?

Have you seen the Penissorus-Rex?

would you like fries with that, sir?

Did i ask for that

Wow Butt-head check it out, fire

Really wher... damnit Beavis, we're not supposed to know each other!

O yeah, em this is hard

Hard.. huh huh

Sir, hum, eh you can see an explosion behind you, and stuff.

Cool. Hey wait a minute! That's him. It the PENISSORUS

Burger war!Burger war!

As soon as the fight started ,Beavis ate 26 sugar cubes

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO, I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!

And the Penissorus had no chance.

Take this you wussy, unh. Chap Choi.

The penissorus made some horreble sounds, like: splash.. and slunsh...

Are you threatning me?

The monster accidentally crashed into the coffee machine

Do you have cappuccino? Portfolio ooh, TP!! Picasso? Pick your own asshole!

And the monster was slain to death! two girls were dancing and clapping on the Burger World tables. Beavis soon noticed them

Wow butt-head I mean eh buddy o yeah, check it out it's chicks waving@us

Wow, maybe we're gonna score!

but(t)@that.moment a strange light appeared and some dude came out of some kind of portal, it was GOD

Hey, bungwipe, get out of the way, we were about to score.

NO WAY, BUTTMUNCH! YOU TO ARE GOING RIGHT BACK TO EARTH, AND YOU ARE GONNA START A TV.SHOW@MTV.COM! I FINALLY WANT THAT CHANNEL TO KICK ASS!! DID I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

Eh, no

Eh sir, eh we were about to sc..

I DON'T CARE

before they could reply they were sitting on a couch watching video's

Eh...Eh...






eh.. huh huh. We need a new story and stuff. Pleas mail butthead@beavis.urin


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